So I live in Atlanta and when I say this is ass capital, you can’t go anywhere without seeing a big ass. Seriously, try it and you will not be successful. Now I’m sure you’re like why is she writing a post about ass…well, I have a confession. I am a black girl with no ass! No really. There are 8 year old girls out here with more ass than me. I blame my mother for not giving me Church’s chicken as a child. LOL. I’m laughing, but really I’m crying on the inside mainly because majority of men look at one thing and one thing only. Especially a black man. Now I have a face to die for and boobs out of this world, but like Tyra Banks said, “Big boobs are like a third eye to a black man.” Y’all can really care less about these DD’s I got sitting up here. Do you hear any songs about a man falling in love with anything but a woman’s ass nowadays? And it’s so funny to see a man when he sees a big ass. You have some who are smooth and can play it off…and then you have the others who eyes just bug out…lol.
Ass, Ass, Ass
I think by me not having such a volumptious asset I find myself a tad bit obsessed with them now. Seriously. I will spot a girl’s ass before a guy does. There’s nothing sexual. Half the time I am cussing her out inside my head. Now that I am 26 I have come to grips with me not having a Serena Williams back there (hell I would settle for a Brandy back there). But who really cares? This post is all in good humor. Like I said I have a gorgeous face and tits that white women pay thousands of dollars for. Besides I can always get some ass shots like Nicki right? 🙂