Okay, so per a friend I may or may not be involved in some online dating. GASP!! I know what you are thinking. Girl, there are crazies on the web. Well, there are crazies everywhere and it is 2012. The internet is the fastest way for anyone to meet and socialize. Now, I’ve only been doing this for a few days and while my intentions are for pure comedy, a part of me is hoping that something might come out of this. Now, with that being said, looking at these profiles…lord help us! Men, are you guys really expecting relationships from these profiles you put up? Now, yes I expected the few non spell check profiles, but every single profile is full of foolery. Let me just let you take a look for yourself.
Check out his interest…like really? You are the man of my dreams! 0_0
This was okay…but check out the “freaky person” characteristic. Would’ve been okay minus the fact that his profile pic has a picture of his daughter. Come on bruh!
And the last one was extremely explicit. As his welcome message let’s just say he asked about masturbation and fingers and holes. Yeah…
Now like I said I don’t expect much out of this online thing…but I’m starting to wonder if these men are even getting any action from this. Like are they really serious with these profiles? And the pictures? Man, let’s not even start with those. I will say one thing. Men, taking pictures of money does not reassure me that you have it. If anything it reassures me that you are an idiot and a dope boy. Another thing that I hate is the occupation description. Fellas, you might think you are a music engineer but to me you are an unemployed, wanna be artist. I’m just saying.
If you are really serious about this online thing, then write out something that is articulate. You might have to ask some people for help, but at least you will receive better attention. Writing: “What’s up cuz? I like to keep it 100 and I don’t play no games. I’m bout that money folk. If you want, hit me up. Swerve!” Like what do you think you are going to attract? I just don’t understand this foolishness. If I was taking this thing serious, I would be somewhere investing in a huge house and cats because this makes you feel hopeless. Yes, I have talked to a few nice guys but after a while they become boring and I move on. When did dating become so hard?